Hange barged into Levi's house, "Hello! Lovely couple!" She shouted without preamble, "I got you something for Valentine's Day!"
Levi groaned; he knew he forgot something, taking back the extra key he loaned Hange when she helped them move house.
Eren greeted Hange enthusiastically, he loved both giving and receiving presents and is very excited about Hange's pronouncement.
Hange pulled out two bottles from her bag and presented them to Eren and Levi proudly, "Ta da!"
"Are we supposed to know what they are?" Levi asked, rolling his eyes. Hange's idea of presents is best to be looked at with utmost skepticism.
"They are love potions!" Hange proclaimed, beaming at them proudly.
"But we don't need love potions, we are already in love!" Eren, said, while Levi facepalmed. Of course, Hange would give them a gag gift.
"Well, then, they potions would work as an aphrodisiac then," Hange explained, without missing a beat. "At least that's what the old lady at the curio shop told me."
"What curio shop?" Eren asked, while at the same time, Levi demanded to know why Hange thought they need aphrodisiacs in their sex life.
Eren's question sent Hange into an epic recounting of her explorations of downtown Shinganshina, and finding a little curio shop that she swore it wasn't there the last time she was in the area. Hange loves those little shops that dot the downtown and went in immediately. The shop was quite amazing and has so much wonderous items that she spent the entire afternoon exploring the shop. Finally, when it was time for the shop to close, Hange went to ring up her purchases (she bought quite a few things for herself as well).
The old lady checking her out actually threw in the potions for free, since she was buying quite a lot of stuff. Like Levi, Hange was skeptical at first, but the old lady quickly convinced her and taught her how to use potion. Hange decided that using it as an aphrodisiac for an already established couple is the best use for it, so that's why she's here to give them to Eren and Levi.
Throughout the story, Levi couldn't help rolling his eyes and muttering under his breathe about how dumb the whole concept of a love potion is. Eren was clearly taken in by the tale, but he's more curious about the shop and wants to visit it himself. Eren and Hange both worked on Levi until he finally conceded that it couldn't hurt to try.
Having finally convinced the couple to at least try the potion through her account of her adventures, Hange pulled out two bottles of potions from her bag. She then made sure that Eren and Levi drank every drop of the potion, then sat down and monitored the side effects.
"Oy, four eyes, are you sure this is going to work?" Levi asked after about half an hour of doing nothing, clearly still skeptical. But even as he spoke, his face is beginning to flush, and Hange can see that Eren's getting a bit hazy. Eren quickly excused himself to go to the bedroom to lie down, and Levi followed him after a clip.
"I'll leave you two at it." Hange called out after them before the door to the bedroom to slam shut, then she let herself out of their house.
Inside the bedroom, it was very hot, and two naked bodies were writhing on the bed. A night of debauchery was surely about to commence.
One interesting thing about Hange's potion is that it makes Eren slick like crazy and he feels like he would explode if he doesn't get a knot inside him soon. Levi, likewise, was feeling like he needed to put his co*ck inside Eren's puss*, or else his dick would fall off and he would die. Levi shoved in without preparation and judging why the omega's inpatient mewling, it was the right thing to do, and Levi proceeded to pound him into the mattress. So, it went the whole night, the potion made the couple absolutely mad for each other, even more than they already are, and they just can't stop f*cking.
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Eren finally surfaced from the pleasurable haze of last night's debauchery, his whole body feels like one big bruise, and he's sore everywhere, especially between his legs. He blushed fiercely when he remembered just how much co*ck he took last night, and how many times he came. When he tried to get out of bed, he found out that something's preventing from moving. He turned and saw that Levi had his arm wrapped around him possessively, and as he was observing Levi, the alpha began to stir. Thank goodness, Eren thought, because he could feel himself getting aroused again, slick dripping out of his puss*, mixed with the copious amount of cum from last night. Looks like the drug is still in effect.
"What a wonderful sight," Levi said when he laid eyes on Eren's nude form, littered with love bites and bruises from the previous night. Eren's glassy stare and flushed appearance indicate another round of debauchery was in order, perfect timing, because Levi's dick is rock hard, and he desperately needs to sink into a tight puss*. He seized Eren and pushed in without ceremony, the omega's so wet his co*ck slid in easily, drawing out a lustful moan from the omega. Levi started to drill into him, and the couple sank back into drug addled, delirious lust.
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An unspecified time later, Hange barged into Levi's house to see if her gift worked or not and was greeted with an eyeful of Levi's ass. He was busy thrusting in and out of Eren. Eren on the other hand is passed out, snoring softly. The state of his body suggested that he had a super intense night. Even as Hange was observing them, Eren woke up and started moaning like a p*rn star, but Hange noted that his voice had become hoarse sometimes during the previous night. Hange made a mental note to give Eren something for his throat.
Hange was just about to slink out when Levi suddenly looked up. “Hange!" He barked, startling the eccentric. "Where did you get this damned thing again?”
Hange looked stumped for a change, still processing the fact that her novelty gift actually worked.
"We need to stock up!" Eren's voice drifted from the bed. Levi apparently agreed, even though he initially didn't think they needed anything to help with their love life, it's nice to spice things up sometimes.
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The next day, Hange led the happy couple back to the place where the curio shop was to buy some more potion, but try as they might, Hange couldn’t find it again. It's as if the shop had vanished into thin air.
